
Count Belisarius wrote:We spotted that one as well! I won't ask who's Dull and who's Boring!
Peeler wrote:Cheeky flippersI actually thought you were asleep at the time EB. I'm back up there on Monday for two weeks - give me a description & I'll pick up your new "dice (hand) bag" ...
My car was broken by the way ... The combined weight of meself, Tim, EB, CB & our various lead piles in the boot together with the cross country lane which together caused a badumph as the car bottomed itself had actually knackered the already well worn rear shockers & arm thing - including two new tyres today I am £700 poorer
Paul wrote:Ouch bad news about the bill for the car! I knew we should have stopped EB from having that cheesecake!
Essex Boy wrote: I rather liked the pink felt handbag with leather trim but I'll shop around a bit before making a decision, thanks anyway.
Tim Hall wrote:I have just had a call from the Victim Support officer who has reassured me enormously, and as he said once the thieves discover their mistake they will probably dump the stuff somewhere, and for me not to fret because after all it was only some toys they pinched, and don't worry Shit happens.
Tim Hall wrote:Ouch, that is a real bummer. Sorry mate, I should sue Paul if I were you for lack of grounds maintenance.
Seems like its bad news all round, I am sad to say that after arriving home yesterday I was so knackered that I didn't fully unload the car. I was horrified to find this morning that thieves had broken into it and stolen EB's figures from the boot. I reported it to the local Police, and once they had finished laughing, they were very helpful. It would seem that the thieves took the boxes thinking they contained computer parts, as the boxes were heavy and labelled Siemens. I have just had a call from the Victim Support officer who has reassured me enormously, and as he said once the thieves discover their mistake they will probably dump the stuff somewhere, and for me not to fret because after all it was only some toys they pinched, and don't worry Shit happens. Fortunately I had already unloaded my stuff before being overcome with tiredness, so there you go it's not all bad news eh. Chin up!!
goat major wrote:you should also let the fire brigade know as EB's armies have a tendency to spontaneously combust
Count Belisarius wrote:They'll probably find EB's figures on a nearby hill... tell the police to check that first.
Ronan the Librarian wrote:Tim Hall wrote:I have just had a call from the Victim Support officer who has reassured me enormously, and as he said once the thieves discover their mistake they will probably dump the stuff somewhere, and for me not to fret because after all it was only some toys they pinched, and don't worry Shit happens.
Well, I guess it's good this joker managed to understand the meaning of "Victim", but someone clearly needs to have another go at explaining the "Support" bit - this time possibly using a bat of some sort (don't worry mate, after all it's only pain - shit happens.....).
Sincere condolences to everyone concerned on their losses/damages.
Peeler wrote:...spin my drum for EB's figures
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